May 2012
47 posts
“When can I start eating hard cheeses again doctor?”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
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“Excuse me, can you help me find my dog? He’s a Norwegian Elkhound, his...”
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The Culps are my favorite.
WatchI cannot buy broccoli without singing this song.
WatchHappy Motherp’s Day :)
“The face of a child can say it all; especially the mouth part of the face.”
– Jack Handey
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I had a dream...
I was climbing out of the window in the front of my house (I don’t remember why I decided to exit my house from the window) and as I was trying to step down I noticed a small swarm of flies on the ground where I was going to place my foot. I thought “Hm, that’s weird” and I proceeded to move my foot to another location, I noticed another small swarm of flies, then another,...
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Watching The Truth, because clearly I enjoy having my heart broken…
“Inner beauty, too, needs occasionally to be told it is beautiful.”
– Robert Brault
That awesome moment when Meryl Streep stops crime....
Cher says she’s also “incredibly brave” and by way of illustration recalls a night in Manhattan when she and Meryl saw “a huge man” mugging a woman, Meryl screamed and ran straight at the man—who let go of the woman and ran straight at us! I thought we were going to be killed, but he ran between us and disappeared. We were both a wreck, but that’s Meryl. She does what’s right, no matter...
“We spent 101 days in Africa. Meryl shot on 99 of them. Everybody got sick but...”
– Making Out of Africa (1985)
Incase you had any questions about how awesome Meryl Streep is…
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Help Dean Haglund and in return receive original... →
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Just a thought..
What if the “special event” they are supposably planning for The X-Files 20th anniversary next year is a T.V. special…. what if they make another episode. A 2 hour long special that is essentially everything we would want to see in XF3 (assuming that they don’t make it.. which I hope they do) only they make it in TV format…
That’s just a thought.
Ugh, I hate...
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
“Nothing happens in contradiction to nature. Just in contradiction to what we...”
– Dana Scully
April 2012
61 posts
